Marriage Is Like The Witness...

Marriage is like the witness protection program: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.
Marriage is like the witness protection program: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore. - by Jeremy Hardy
Last Reviewed: Jan 5, 2017
Ratings: (82)       ★★★★☆ 4/5
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