If You've Never Met A...

If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says,
If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you. If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water. But is it a glass of water? And if it is a glass of water, why is it a glass of water?" And eventually he dies of thirst. - by Shelley Berman
Last Reviewed: Jan 5, 2017
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