If An Optimist Had His...

If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice,
If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say, in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well, this isn't too bad. I don't have my left arm anymore, but at least nobody will ever ask me whether I am right-handed or left-handed," but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaah! My arm! My arm!" - by Lemony Snicket
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