College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.__Elbert Hubbard
The hospital is the only proper College in which to rear a true disciple of Aesculapius.__John Abernethy
College football is a game which would be much more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students, and even more interesting if the trustees played. There would be a great increase in broken arms, legs, and necks, and simultaneously an appreciable diminution in the loss to humanity.__Henry Louis Mencken
Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.__Roger Kahn
Where music dwells; Lingering - and wandering on as loth to die.; __William Wordsworth, "Within King's College Chapel, Cambridge"
Being considerate of others will take your children further in life than any college degree.__Marian Wright Edelman
Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.__Garry Trudeau
Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.__Alice Duer Miller
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.__Bill Vaughan
Every time a student walks past a really urgent, expressive piece of architecture that belongs to his college, it can help reassure him that he does have that mind, does have that soul.__Louis Kahn
